WHY POTUS TRUMP’S POLL NUMBERS ARE 80% TO 95%? BARREL & PORK. WE REPORT! YOU DECIDE!


WHAT DO YOU THINK POTUS TRUMP’S POLL NUMBERS ARE, BARREL?


PORK, THEY ARE ACTUALLY THROUGH THE ROOF POSITIVE IN THE 80% TO 95% RANGE, PORK.


HOW DO YOU FIGURE, BARREL?


PORK, POTUS TRUMP GETS THE MOST MEDIA COVERAGE WORTH BILLIONS OF ADVERTISING DOLLARS, BUT I’VE HIT ON SOMETHING ELSE.


WHAT IS THAT BARREL?


IT IS THE FOLLOWING SET OF DETAILS ABOUT SLEEPY JOE ANY ONE OF WHICH IS FATAL TO JOE’S CAMPAIGN. THESE DETAILS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR JOE TO WIN. 

  1. Joe is unethical having misused his office in Ukraine by forcing Ukraine to fire a prosecutor and having admitted same on international camera. Someone needs to file an ethics complaint and take away his bar license. That alone disqualifies him.
  2. He is unethical having misused his office to enrich his son via Ukraine to the tune of as much as a million dollars . Someone needs to file an ethics complaint and take away his bar license. That alone disqualifies him.
  3. He is unethical having misused his office to enrich his son in China to the tune of a billion dollars. Where did the billion dollars go? Has Lindsay Graham or anyone else checked? Again, someone needs to file an ethics complaint and take away his bar license. That alone disqualifies him.
  4. He is unethical having misused his office to enrich himself, his brother and other family. How did this career politician become so wealthy? Has anyone checked? Someone needs to file an ethics complaint and take away his bar license. That alone disqualifies him.
  5. He is more often than not asleep in his basement and is senile most of the time by most any observation and calculation. That alone disqualifies him.
  6. He can’t put ten sentences together without a script and he will never debate POTUS TRUMP successfully. That alone disqualifies him.
  7. He is saddled with believable Tara Reade and other believable women who testify he abused them. Does anyone think he can sidestep Tara? I think not. Someone needs to file an ethics complaint and take away his bar license. That alone disqualifies him.
  8. He is a on camera multiple times sniffing children and women and being handsy. That alone disqualifies him.
  9. He is complicit to the Democrat Russia hoax on the nation and a sitting president. That clearly disqualifies him.
  10. He is complicit to the Democrat contrived impeachment fake news debacle that cost millions of tax payer money and our precious time and energy. That disqualifies him.
  11. He is responsible for all of Obama’s failed negative policies including failure to build any significant infrastructure which is to say that Biden/Obama failed to help us be free, safe, and prosperous. That alone disqualifies him.
  12. According to Glenn Beck he is involved in a money laundering scheme to fund a secret proxy war against Russia of frightening proportions which if true puts a stake in Joe’s political career. That clearly disqualifies him.
  13. He is gaffe prone which tells us he is not someone we want working with Russia or China or North Korea or for that matter any of our allies or enemies. That clearly disqualifies him.
  14. He is a career over the hill politician who has had little or no experience running anything. For sure that disqualifies him.
  15. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF MEDIA COVERAGE OF POTUS TRUMP PLUS THE FLAWED CANDIDATE JOE MEANS POTUS TRUMP’S NUMBERS ARE 80% TO 95% POSITIVE DESPITE WHAT THE POLLING COMPANIES SAY AT THE MOMENT.

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU. YOU ARE RIGHT, BARREL.

WE REPORT! YOU DECIDE!